...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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