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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i just sold back the books i vomitted on

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now

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• (707): View more from California

  WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂

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