Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
high people should be assigned attendants
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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