Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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