the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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