He is an equal opportunity slut.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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