I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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