I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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