so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.