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(609): View more from New Jersey

in pain and im wearing pink underwear

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so?

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i dont own pink underwear

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(609): in pain and im wearing pink underwear (908): so? (609): i dont own pink underwear http://tfl.nu/78xa

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(972): View more from Texas

He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.

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(972): He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me. http://tfl.nu/b757

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(303): View more from Colorado

Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet

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(303): Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet http://tfl.nu/rdc9

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(937): View more from Ohio

my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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(937): my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different. http://tfl.nu/n2zh

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(410): View more from Maryland

i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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(410): i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break. http://tfl.nu/ccu2

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.

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(501): Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight. http://tfl.nu/hv0l

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(270): View more from Kentucky

you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.

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(270): you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you. http://tfl.nu/d78n

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(845): View more from New York

Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way

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(845): Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way http://tfl.nu/6bq1

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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.

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(717): He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it. http://tfl.nu/0zar

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.

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(405): In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday. http://tfl.nu/wcjj

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(720): View more from Colorado

So you met him?

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More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.

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(720): So you met him? (1-720): More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home. http://tfl.nu/2r4i

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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.

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(903): Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember. http://tfl.nu/q5rg

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.

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(832): Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away. http://tfl.nu/sac9

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(520): View more from Arizona

Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?

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(520): Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!? http://tfl.nu/m57n

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(256): View more from Alabama

I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!

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(256): I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight! http://tfl.nu/qi7p

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