dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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