Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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