Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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