Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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