It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize
