return my video game
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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