People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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