it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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