...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
this will be a night to untag.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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