I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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