You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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