do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
