I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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