brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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