im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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