Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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