you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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