ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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