Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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