: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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