Too much gin, very little bucket
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
tell me about the fingering
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