just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i out mim tonsoeep
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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