it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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