what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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