If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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