I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
how do flat chested girls get laid?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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