I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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