"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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