If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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