I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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