idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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