Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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