My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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