well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I smell like Dick and happiness
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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