Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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