He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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