i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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