remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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