Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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