So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
How external is "for external use only"?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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