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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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