I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She needs sedatives and a leash
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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