Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
