Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Randomize
