Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Alive.
So much puke
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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