We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just google imaged poop.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize
